So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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