he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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