in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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