i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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