I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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