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Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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