so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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