People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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