spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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