My liver just broke up with me...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Never joke about your clitoris.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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