this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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