Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
