The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I'm really busy with my period
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