my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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You took a bar mat shot.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
3pm strippers are depressing
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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