she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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