my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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