Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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