When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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