fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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