I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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