i think i have herpe
just one?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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