i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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