bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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