i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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