Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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