WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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