i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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