your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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