Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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