So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
I'm really busy with my period
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