if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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