i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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