i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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