I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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