Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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