so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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