i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I will be naked everywhere
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
