belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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