So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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