So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
and you said cock pushups were impossible
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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