so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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