Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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