Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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