North Korea, Best Korea!
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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