You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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