I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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