Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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