I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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