So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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