Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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