Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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