Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up

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(417): View more from Missouri

Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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(865): View more from Tennessee

If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day

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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left

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(713): View more from Texas

She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.

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