So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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