LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
bring money and cleavage
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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