grandma shit on top of the toilet
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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