I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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