The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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