Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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